“You guys have just come from Alabama. Wow, that’s pretty scary, Alabama’s a scary place. I hear they have three lanes of traffic on the motorway.”
10 miles into Mississippi and already its another planet with, as our motel clerk has keenly pointed out, smaller roads. Sue’s technique for fathoming the amount of grease used in a restaurant by checking the hand prints on the inside of their front door forewarns us that we are about to get the heaviest breakfast yet. Lardy faces stick to us and won’t budge their stares till we leave, a gallon of grease heavier between us.
Inside a Thrift Store with a sign on the front door proclaiming “No Profanity” and free coffee inside we find an album by the late great Phil Harris otherwise known as Balloo the Bear. Harris, who was born in Louisiana, knew the languid and breathless landscape of the South and as we drive from one bankrupt town thru the next his spirited ‘That’s What I Love About The South’ turns 84 times on our record player.